MAMRIE!
I want a micro pig and I think jackalopes are real.
Oh, I also teach you how to make cocktails and fun of celebs on my show "You Deserve a Drink!"
I did not watch the inauguration. Instead, while he was being sworn in, I was in a pilates class full of women. Our heels were dug into medicine balls, holding a strong pose as our teacher told us to ‘hold the resistance.’ Oh, and Formation was playing. It was perfect.
i have no idea how many tickets are left (they might be almost gone) but i did just actually get a free ticket to la la land at my local theater with this code by using atom! check it out quick if you wanna try to get one!!! (mamrie hart linked it through twitter, it’s legit)
It really is!! And if you’re LA, we will see you at the Saturday screening!
Like y’all didn’t see it coming. Pffffft!
SIDE NOTE: holyshitballsandwich this drink is so delicious. And it’s super easy but impressive to people who don’t normally watch youtube videos about drinking. make it for your friends. send me pics. NO, not those pics. pics of the drink, ya pervmeister.