Now 2012 can really start because my favorite guilty pleasure (actually everything I find pleasurable is guilty so lets just call them pleasures)… My favorite pleasure, “The Bachelor” is premiering tonight and I cannot wait for ABC to light the 2.5 month fuse to this cannonball of batshit craziness. Will sweet Ben Flajnik find ever lasting? Will he be heartbroken again like last season? Isn’t Flajnik the model of my ikea butcher block? GAH. Who cares. Bring on the dry humping!

Now 2012 can really start because my favorite guilty pleasure (actually everything I find pleasurable is guilty so lets just call them pleasures)… My favorite pleasure, “The Bachelor” is premiering tonight and I cannot wait for ABC to light the 2.5 month fuse to this cannonball of batshit craziness. Will sweet Ben Flajnik find ever lasting? Will he be heartbroken again like last season? Isn’t Flajnik the model of my ikea butcher block?

GAH. Who cares. Bring on the dry humping!