My HLP (heterosexual life partner) Melissa just got a few pet ducks to raise in her chateau skid row in LA. She texted me this last night. That’s why she’s my HLP. Ohh lawwwwd.

My HLP (heterosexual life partner) Melissa just got a few pet ducks to raise in her chateau skid row in LA. She texted me this last night. That’s why she’s my HLP. Ohh lawwwwd.