I want a micro pig and I think jackalopes are real. I host a show at UCB called “Celebrity Funeral”, am in a two person sketch group BOF, and my band Cudzoo and the Faggettes will be taking over the world soon. Oh, also I will teach you how to make cocktails and fun of celebs on my web show “You Deserve a Drink!” Tumblr (3.0; @mamrie)http://mamrie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b82da6986cd9793302ac34226df8f60f/tumblr_mn5udwE3PM1qdlvy0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Niagra LOLZ.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/51001891156http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/51001891156Tue, 21 May 2013 14:08:19 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7XPW7CKHDYk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I know I know I know… I got the name of the movie wrong. Also, you should know, you should know, you should know… I don’t care.</p> <p>As always… shot and directed and sipped up on by the always outrageous <a href="http://gracehelbig.tumblr.com">GRACE HELBIG!</a></p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50942446936http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50942446936Mon, 20 May 2013 19:05:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03a853906b9f7277b7a56295f3b3af76/tumblr_mn2y658zAT1qbzo1zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alexxroyalty.tumblr.com/post/50885020399/mametown-on-donttrustthebitchinapt23-amazing" class="tumblr_blog">alexxroyalty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>@mametown on #donttrustthebitchinapt23 #AMAZING #happyforher #YDAD</p></blockquote> <p>Guyz! Stop the search. A frumpy tv mom, who ROX a purple sweater, is right here.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50921391234http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50921391234Mon, 20 May 2013 14:25:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee544b211eac74fd8a34b2770e77062b/tumblr_mn2b0svicI1qdlvy0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve been drinking moonshine for three days. Back to civil court- I mean, civilization.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50846770113http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50846770113Sun, 19 May 2013 16:17:16 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/h09NDhpMGLY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Presenting.. Mametown’s first correspondant (and everyone’s second cousin) … TINY MOUTH!</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50502151121http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50502151121Wed, 15 May 2013 12:16:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45c56c6de45dde8fa547511135b5b2e1/tumblr_mmo6w60P5G1qdlvy0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me and @gracehelbig get carded. #teens4eva</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50228846577http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50228846577Sun, 12 May 2013 01:21:42 -0400teens4eva<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50cfc0c969cabbaa2a86d43931c0dbb9/tumblr_mmm4lqm1s71qzvluyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9bf64515112d8d57ce299f9490334cc/tumblr_mmm4lqm1s71qzvluyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06e80c9b0707c0af51a55540999c2fd2/tumblr_mmm4lqm1s71qzvluyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3763a4a4f74b7204e18289778211739/tumblr_mmm4lqm1s71qzvluyo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee40095e6e7c19f4a7cb7d7f7c8ed8a9/tumblr_mmm4lqm1s71qzvluyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a013e7ee14e1ca0540d91ddb2ba6d88/tumblr_mmm4lqm1s71qzvluyo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Nobody puts crazy in the corner.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50145897037http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50145897037Sat, 11 May 2013 01:24:33 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WUeunVnRLlU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Youtube Deserve a Drink with <a href="http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com">HANK GREEN!</a></p> <p>This guy is the best, and that hangover was the worst!</p> <p></p> <p>ALSO: We put cherry juice ice cubes in the drink, and when they melted, voila! The drinks turned red. But, alas, that footage is somewhere in South America by now.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50127019536http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50127019536Fri, 10 May 2013 20:43:00 -0400ydad<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/x0e8ruKoTAY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>These mothafuckas be adorable. </p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50077442274http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50077442274Fri, 10 May 2013 04:11:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18e080322948cef934cb54133ffeba6f/tumblr_mmklhyRvvA1qdlvy0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Editing a very special YDAD for tomorrow. Oh it got special, allright.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50074976096http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/50074976096Fri, 10 May 2013 02:46:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8dfbcae85302f47b3382a00c1d3dcf89/tumblr_mmgiw20qSE1qm8ks1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b0e47cd978c8472c2fb7eb40b853f9d/tumblr_mmgiw20qSE1qm8ks1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d62ff2e00bffb73507c4badaf2f71309/tumblr_mmgiw20qSE1qm8ks1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84eb4911bbc51550b4b485d361117ba2/tumblr_mmgiw20qSE1qm8ks1o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://livod93.tumblr.com/post/49901983420/i-was-watching-new-girl-and-this-commercial-came">livod93</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was watching New Girl and this commercial came on. I knew this was happening because Grace has been tweeting about it, but guys, it’s on TV. Also, Grace and Sarah Silverman being in the same room… Might be one of the best things ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>Someone call The First 48, cause this bitch is KILLING it.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49920945777http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49920945777Wed, 08 May 2013 03:37:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/900bbd830defd6f60092107ca9f8eb86/tumblr_mmgv70QvDu1qdlvy0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If drinking and dancing around like a maniac in @myharto ‘s apt by yourself to Missy Elliot Pandora was an Olympic sport… I would at least place.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49918610177http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49918610177Wed, 08 May 2013 02:25:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2774f5b5757296c0dfb8f3c3c5bfb0ff/tumblr_mmf9se6StA1rqw1ojo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0727edccbeeaa41f3f312d50943d757c/tumblr_mmf9se6StA1rqw1ojo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neenjacam.tumblr.com/post/49845593424/have-you-subscribed-to-mametown-yet">neenjacam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Have you subscribed to <strong><em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/mametown">Mametown</a></em></strong> yet?!</p> </blockquote> <p>Get on it, nerds.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49862292569http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49862292569Tue, 07 May 2013 12:47:30 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GPzNBHRxFpw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><span>It can only get better from here! (at least, I f*ckin hope so). Help me do that by letting me know stuff you’d like to see on this channel. Besides my titties.</span></p> <p><span> </span></p> <p><span>Become a citizen of  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/mametown?feature=watch"> MAMETOWN!</a></span></p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49842764102http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49842764102Tue, 07 May 2013 03:56:07 -0400ydad<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41426513fd94f2d14d589a85f6be309e/tumblr_mmebau8hvU1qdlvy0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Falling in love with @mirandasingsofficial</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49799853946http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49799853946Mon, 06 May 2013 17:20:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/958f25c41373ed2a406839fc962a6096/tumblr_mma695ZsFL1s7uubpo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96eab73611710c24d319ab675f3ea5b1/tumblr_mma695ZsFL1s7uubpo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26a66443c3359d09807a1e1ebb7fba37/tumblr_mma695ZsFL1s7uubpo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b44f6425a6906372521d088c87c513b3/tumblr_mma695ZsFL1s7uubpo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e18cf654bba5df667a098de8f810b977/tumblr_mma695ZsFL1s7uubpo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/996bb17b601c3d0340f5f69e35f9f308/tumblr_mma695ZsFL1s7uubpo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbaf94a7f8acb5a6afb61689365e839f/tumblr_mma695ZsFL1s7uubpo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/03d7338ca2482e8ab9381f4fce5d8a34/tumblr_mma695ZsFL1s7uubpo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d6ea8b77c7e089c02d7f0ebdb72fbb8/tumblr_mma695ZsFL1s7uubpo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Lookadeezassholes!</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49607033598http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49607033598Sat, 04 May 2013 13:36:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db2441ca6717a597cae9f08ea51fb6b1/tumblr_mm8wm4C8WC1qdlvy0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just shot my first video for my second channel. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/mametown."><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/mametown">www.youtube.com/user/mametown</a></a> Subscribe! Or whatever you want to do.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49545939184http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49545939184Fri, 03 May 2013 19:15:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47c102bb3ae2052bb7defd7866f79b5a/tumblr_mm7aqdrM3D1qc5oroo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://innately-x-magical.tumblr.com/post/49483885094/my-amanda-bynes-im-doin-just-byne-s-mametown">innately-x-magical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>My “Amanda Bynes, I’m doin’ just byne!’s @mametown #ydad</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>This is exactly the kind of YDAD pic that I like to see! Keep em coming!*</p> <p>*PUN INTENDED!**</p> <p>**Cause those are dicks straws you guys. Keep up.</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49489863274http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49489863274Thu, 02 May 2013 23:48:00 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Axbq4jH7KMU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>NEW YDAD ALERT!</strong></p> <p>For all y’all peeps that love to celebrate other nations holidays as a means to get drunk and wear festive hats, I present…. CINCO DE PIE-YO!</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49452527286http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49452527286Thu, 02 May 2013 15:19:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41c20bd98222a3e68d39b39f4f78e6f5/tumblr_mm6menzhpe1qdlvy0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh shit, looks like mama is gonna need a cooler of bloody mary, cause we just added another NYC show!</p>http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49447038403http://mamrie.tumblr.com/post/49447038403Thu, 02 May 2013 13:39:59 -0400