Facebook Ads are becoming the bitchy, judgmental mother I never had.
MAMRIE!
I want a micro pig and I think jackalopes are real.
I host a show at UCB called "Celebrity Funeral", am in a two person sketch group BOF, and my band Cudzoo and the Faggettes will be taking over the world soon.
Oh, also I will teach you how to make cocktails and fun of celebs on my web show "You Deserve a Drink!"
