NEW YDAD ALERT NEW YDAD ALERT!
Today is all about berfdays so I couldn’t leave out Amanda Bynes!
MAMRIE!
I want a micro pig and I think jackalopes are real.
I host a show at UCB called "Celebrity Funeral", am in a two person sketch group BOF, and my band Cudzoo and the Faggettes will be taking over the world soon.
Oh, also I will teach you how to make cocktails and fun of celebs on my web show "You Deserve a Drink!"
Watch this! I was on Willam’s Beatdown and now we are in love.
I mean… for tickets!
I’ve yet to see this play on TV yet which is a shame because I really want to see that wrinkle between my eyebrows in a larger format.
*Featuring some newcomer named Brooke? Is it Brooke Sheilds? I don’t remember but I think she has a future in the industry.
IT’S GRACE”S BIRTHDAY AND SHE DESERVES A DRINK!!!!!!
New YDAD:
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Have you got your tickets to BoF tomorrow? Well click that pic and go get em, tigers.
8pm, UCB, $5
GUYZ! Come see my two person sketch duo, BOF, tomorrow night at 8pm @ UCB Chelsea. It’s five bucks and we are up with ‘Death Wears Stilettos’ which is a regular who’s who of the theater….
… as opposed to my show which is just a who?.
DUDEZ! BoF starts our third run tomorrow at UCB Chelsea at 8pm. If you live in NYC and have $5, you have no excuse not to come. And if you live in NYC and don’t have $5, how are you affording the internet right now? Are you ok? I’m worried about you.
CLICK THE PIC TO MAKE RESERVATIONS!
Apparently my new thing is going balls to the wall one Friday, and then being a sloth on my couch watching tv and drinking cocktails the next.
Tonight I’ making plum margaritas (with my leftover bitters from my Hurls on Fire, and I infused the tequila with Wild Berry tea bags for half an hour) and I’m watching Dance Moms and Portlandia. Guess which one I’m watching right now?
